Trunks
Our hero. A smarmy cocksure idiot who always tries to win the ladies with his wit. However, there's not much wit to speak of.

Soto
Trunks' best friend since the third grade. A lovely chap with a chain smoking habit. Expected to die of lung cancer at the age of 57.

TDE
Teddums, a man like no other, often described to be both lound and annoying. A fantastic fellow, if you can get past his angry shell, and the fact that no one knows what TDE stands for.

Jack
An asian man with no filter on what he says. Can often be found saying things that will get him and those he speaks of in trouble.